Write software in excel with Visual Basic

I need a software written in excel with visual basis. The software should logon to a sap system and check if the system is running or is down, or is in maintenance. Here is the feature the software minimum should be able to. Features program should: • log when SAP system is up and down, and be able to create graph and show % uptime and downtime ( with a username and password) • Right click on a line, to set maintenance. If system is in maintenance, it should not be counted as downtime. Should be able to put in a description, and from date time, to date time. When service window is over, it should automatic start checking the systems again. • Log on to the system to check it is running every 5 min • Should play a sound when system is starting up • Should play a sound when system goes down • Create a report, to show customer, with uptime downtime and maintenance, by one click on a button. • What I have made here is a draft, I expect you to make a product, which is good looking. Info • On java systems, it is by URL. But since you always get a result from a java page, it somehow needs to be able to check it is the right content on the screen. • The excel sheet, should be shown on a big flat screen as a webpage. • The program should be optimized so it can contain 100 systems, and not just a few systems like here in the example. See att, of how I think it could look(a draft) just to give an idea what I am talking about. PS, if you have a better way then excel and VB, then the one I have said here, then please let me know.