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Creative Witty writer

$250-750 USD

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$250-750 USD

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Greetings freelancers, Looking for a creative writer with excellent command of the English language. The writer should be able to deliver professional writings that are weaved with cleverness and smart humour. Among the projects needed is to write an extremely witty cover letter that would leave the reader in absolute awe, hence the mix between professional and humour. Please include the following in your bid: 1) your proposed rate 2) why you should be chosen 3) samples of your work Thank you for reading this far. Ps. A witty-written bid will increase your chances to be selected. Pss. In your bid, mention a favourite pun of yours.
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18 freelancers están ofertando un promedio de $416 USD por este trabajo
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Ranked the #1 business on www.Freelancer.com since 2010, I thank you for the opportunity to work on this important project. I have completed over 900 writing projects, including business and marketing plans, contracts and business agreements, academic papers, technical and business writing, and much more. I hold Bachelor of Business Administration and Master of Business Administration degrees and have worked for over 1000 businesses in 150 countries, including Fortune 100 companies such as American Express and Morgan Stanley, as well as FLIR, Rent-A-Center, Cisco, and others. I request 50% payment upon delivery of a 1 page project schedule and 50% in a milestone that gets released to me upon completion. I have bid to the best of my ability based on your post, and I have a few questions; once we speak and I better understand your needs, I can update my bid if necessary: 1. Who is your target audience? 2. When do you want to start this project, and when do you need it finished? 3. Are you available for a discussion to ensure I understand this project. When is a good time? I would very much like to work with you on this project, and I kindly invite you to contact me via www.Freelancer.com to discuss specifics. Thank you in advance. Gregory Bair
$750 USD en 10 días
4,8 (115 comentarios)
8,2
8,2
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My favorite pun that suits here is : I know this is "corny" but you are a-maize-ing. Hello, Greetings! I have a team of content writers who tend to have a pretty good humor (actually some of them, rest are geeks, sorry for the stereotype) proficient in delivering stellar quality content that is unique, error-free, interesting-to-read yet informative Owing to our experience of more than 10 years (my picture may not reflect that) we have delivered content for more than 1500 websites, over 5,000 articles on various topics and 13,000+ product descriptions. I cannot possibly make it informal or humorous as I have to follow the Freelancer's terms and conditions as well. Please initiate a small chat so that we can discuss the details of the project and provide you exact quote with timeline. We look forward to work for you. Best Regards.
$250 USD en 10 días
4,9 (398 comentarios)
7,7
7,7
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Hello, this is Saket. I am an MBA in marketing with ten years of experience in content writing. I have read the project description and ready to commence the project. I can write content for you on time and within budget. My creative, conversational yet formal writing style will turn your visitors into email subscribers. * I am available 24 hours for any kind of help * Please feel free for any type of questions and negotiation. * I can write SEO FRIENDLY content for you.
$555 USD en 10 días
4,8 (327 comentarios)
7,8
7,8
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Hi, My proposal is related to creative writing. I am clear about the requirements you mentioned on your project description and confident to present you the exceptional write up according to the desired requirements. I am a professional creative writer with the desired skill set to perform this task efficiently and deliver you a top-notch quality as required. My ultimate goal is to meet your needs, exceeding your expectations! Leave me a message so we can discuss it further and get your outstanding write up a ready in a short time. My skills: Article Writing, Content Writing, Creative Writing, Ghostwriting Regards, Moeez. H
$250 USD en 10 días
4,8 (232 comentarios)
7,7
7,7
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Hello I absolutely love the witty approach when writing, and I can provide samples of my work where I have used a witty/funny/engaging approach. My proposed rate for your cover letter would be $25. And one of my favorite pun jokes about writers is: "Past, Future and Present entered a bar... it was Tense." I should be chosen because: I will commit like no one to your satisfaction, I am talented and I bid on projects that really caught my eye. Quality Qty... all the time! I am a creative/academic writer focused on Ghostwriting. I have experience writing fictional novels and short stories; as well as blogs, articles, content writing, taglines etc. I provide freshness and uniqueness to my work and you can expect from me a strong commitment to a deadline, the highest quality and a fluid/friendly communication. Client satisfaction is my ultimate goal. Thank you for considering me.
$250 USD en 10 días
5,0 (107 comentarios)
7,0
7,0
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Hello. Hope you doing fine. I have gone through with project description completely and understand your requirements. Besides being an active content writer, I have already rewritten over 10000 articles, completed 60 projects successfully and written around 1000000 words for various clients. I have also completed rewriting and paraphrasing projects for various clients. Be assured, quality is my forte and my content is always 100 % unique, Search Engine Optimized and plagiarism free (Copyscape premium verified). I have a habit of completing my work within the deadlines. I have done Bachelors in Engineering and Masters in Business Administration. Having said that I have wide range of interests. I am a passionate reader and my guilty pleasure include stacks of fashion & tech magazines that fill every extra space in my house. Let me assure you that I will be able to work for your firm on a long-term basis if required. My rates are extremely competitive and negotiable. I am almost 24 * 7 on the Freelancer server. Kindly drop me a message so that I can share some relevant samples with you and discuss it further. Thanks & Regards Radhika
$250 USD en 10 días
4,7 (177 comentarios)
6,5
6,5
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Hello! I have read and fully understood your project requirements, though I might have burst a few brain cells trying to understand a word or two. I am a native English speaker, can count to 20 and have quite a bit of imagination. The primary reason I would be totally outstanding for this job is that I am a four-eyed freak who reads too much for his own good, can write well enough to force Hemingway to give up drinking and make a point of treating my clients like they are my most cherished packet of shortcake. My rate per 100 words is set at $1, but do feel free to sign over your inheritance if you think the amount to be a pittance. Contact me for samples, and I will hand deliver them to your email. Looking forward to that and more. Cheerio!
$250 USD en 1 día
5,0 (20 comentarios)
5,9
5,9
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Hello, I am willing to complete your work. Please give me a chance to complete your project according to your instructions. Your work will be plagiarism free. Kind regards.
$277 USD en 10 días
4,9 (30 comentarios)
4,6
4,6
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How many people could write an 80,000 word (just the first volume) literary fiction novel about an English oak tree seeping with humour? Probably just one...me. The Diary of a Middle Age English Oak Tree (volume 1) is set to be published in 2019. Other work includes a comedy drama screenplay (ghostwritten) currently in pre-production, where a working class man comes out as a woman to his best mates while they're sitting on the terraces watching a soccer game. A very short example of a tagline from when her friends rescue her from trouble during another soccer game. DEAN Oi! You picking on my mate. Fucking leave her alone. She's a Rover like all of us. JASE Ash, I mean Ashleigh, you better come with us, come on. ASHLEIGH You didn't have to rescue me like I'm some maiden in distress. DEAN Why was he having a go at you. ASHLEIGH He was slagging off one of our players for giving away the goal. I told him if he didn't lay off I'd shove my fucking fist down his throat. DEAN Still our same old Ash. (aside)Must be the time of the month. Your project really appeals to my creative juices. As I work full time from home I'm available via WhatsApp at times to suit you. I write pretty quickly to your time scales. Hire me and you have a creative resource on tap. I wish you every success with your project. Very best Dawa
$555 USD en 10 días
4,9 (3 comentarios)
3,7
3,7
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Hello, Hope you are doing well. We are a team of quality content writer with the aim to serve our clients with unique content. As we all know that the content should be SEO (search engine optimization) friendly, thus our skilled writing team is skilled enough to follow your instructions. We have been serving our clients with content writing services since last 4.5 years. In our content field, we focus on writing using UAW (unique article wizard) style, which are considered more in management and marketing of content. Our service of writing includes: Blogs articles Press release Resume writing Website content Proofreading Blog submissions Resume writing Editing and so on. We create error-free; grammatically correct content on any given subjects as we holds premium membership of Copyscape plagiarism checker. We are capable to write fantastic content under strict time requirements. Please feel free to discuss further regarding your project, we will be happy to listen from you. NOTE: Final budget after discussion. Thanks and Regards SN Webnxa
$250 USD en 10 días
5,0 (19 comentarios)
3,3
3,3
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It will be great to serve your company with my skills. Whether you have any urgent project or need it within a few days, it will be delivered on time.
$277 USD en 25 días
2,6 (1 comentario)
1,1
1,1
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The reason you should hire me is- "I have got what it takes to be the one". Relevant Skills and Experience I write quotes, took part in some short story competitions. And run a Instagram account where people appreciate the work by me.
$555 USD en 10 días
0,0 (0 comentarios)
0,0
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hello i am Eugenie Almira, freelancer from the Philippines. my rate is set at 2$ for 300-500 word article and 5$ for 500-1000 word article. i can do 3-5 articles daily. i am a very responsible freelancer and can submit desired requirement in a given time frame. my works are all written originally though i do research in order to support my articles. i can send some articles i have written if you will consider me or i can do a fresh one with a topic you want me to do. my favorite pun, since i am a biologist by profession is "chromosomes should be use in advertisement since SEX cells"
$250 USD en 2 días
0,0 (0 comentarios)
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Hello there, So your proposal intrigues me... I'm interested to hear more. I think I'm as witty as they come. But it all comes down to taste... If you have any, you'll agree with me. What is it Dorothy Parker says? 'There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.' I should tell you something about me... I'M OVERQUALIFIED. I’m a published author and writer and an experienced editor and proof-reader with a Masters degree in English. I'm professional, eloquent, reliable, easy to communicate with, good with a deadline and jaw-droppingly modest. I’m aware that I bid quite high, but I pride myself on doing an excellent job and I’m a firm believer that you buy cheap, you pay twice. And if time is money... overtime is more money. Please do look at samples of my work in my portfolios and, if you have any questions, feel free to contact me. I mean, let's face it, you'd be crazy not to. All good wishes Grant Gillespie
$777 USD en 5 días
0,0 (0 comentarios)
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I write to you as a true blood weirdo and creative. Born completely mad, and, to my parents delight..with an innate ability to spend hours surfing the internet with a sponge-like exterior soaking up all knowledge of how people work, how to catch their attention on the constantly growing platform of social media...and what kind of potato I am (thank you BuzzFeed) While my resume continues to underwhelm (self employed artist with nothing to show under the awards tab doesn't really scream "hire me!") I've had the opportunity to find my passion in not only art, but social media, marketing, branding, concept creation, and creative writing. In summary, I am underwhelming on paper but overwhelming in person. I am equal parts wildly creative and absolutely mad. The only question I have for you is: How do you throw a space party? You planet.
$333 USD en 7 días
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Hey you want a writer? Here I am. I've written 3 books so far. The last is a chick let novel that's quite short but very entertaining. Let me write for you I promise you won't regret it. Relevant Skills and Experience I've been a writer for 3 years now. I have my own website where I blog and upload books I'll like to sell. I'm good with microsoft word .
$555 USD en 10 días
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