Help me write some short funny articles

I am an English Linguist by profession, British Council certified providing 100% SEO, original and well-researched content to websites, individuals, blogs. I can get this job done most efficiently. I offer 100% guaranteed self-written, plagiarism free, no spinning content. I have a track record of satisfied customers and delivering work prior than the decided time. Feel free to correspond through inbox message.

Hi! My name is Ivan. I am writer and I love to write about anything, but no matter what I write, I can't avoid to make it a little funny, thus writing completely funny articles is specially satisfying but is sadly I don't find many projects like this, so I would really love to work in this project. I can provide some samples of past works that can show you I am qualify for this.

Hi. I have been writing content for various websites and online communities for 4 years. I joined Freelancer a few weeks back and looking for opportunities to grow here. Although I am new here and do not have many reviews, I promise quality content and on time delivery. Please message so I can send a few articles as samples. Thanks

I would love the opportunity to write for you I have written over 1000 articles, 500 product reviews, loads of blog posts and thousands of product descriptions. What I can offer you - * excellent writing skills * excellent turn around time * thorough research * plagiarism and spell checks * original content * 3000-5000 words a day I am deadline driven, a bit of a Grammar Nerd, and have an excellent command of English. I take instruction well and can adapt my writing style to suit the article or release. I do all plagiarism and spell checks before sending articles, which saves you time and money I am an English speaking (first language) writer living in Johannesburg and I have been writing for over 20 years. I have an Honors degree in English, experience as a teacher as well as PR and writing consulting experience and would love to assist you with any writing projects. I can supply you with references. I can write across all formats including product reviews (long-form), guides, lists, articles, blog articles and opinion pieces I am available to start immediately Kind Regards Melinda

Not a native english writer, am an Indian but write british English. Have a humourous vein. Can start of at the earliest

Hi, I am an MBA in marketing and HR from India. I am a published writer too in various niches. I am sure to provide you with the best results for every assignment.

Hello Client I wish to apply to your job posting. I am an experienced internet researcher with excellent content writing and perfect English grammar. I am able to write quality original short funny content on a variety of topics. I have a good knowledge of computer applications and a high typing speed of 70 wpm and this will ensure that you will get your short funny articles in good time. I am keen on details and deadlines. Thank you for taking the time to read my application. I look forward to working with you. Best Regards Cecilia

Hi, I am a creative article writer. It would be helpful if you share more details about what you specifically need, so I can help you in the right way. I can do a short demonstration if you need me to. My proposal terms are negotiable. Thanks, Elena