Do some Blog Posting

I'm looking for someone to write and post 2 to 4 blog post per week for the next two weeks on my dog-focused store's website blog. Most posts are graphic (photos and video) heavy with only small amounts of content included (think buzzfeed). Tasks involved: - Identify post topics, ideally related to current events, holidays, etc. - Check other popular dog sites/blogs (I will provide a list of 3 or 4) to make sure they aren't using the same image/video that week - Find appropriate related images or videos that will be used (usually less than 10 imagines, most often closer to 5 or 6). Includes monitoring Youtube for new dog videos (easy to do with a simple search) - Save images locally and then post to my site and/or embed youtube videos - Ensure photo credits are listed, as well as link backs to original content source - Write humorous blurbs for each image - Add 4-8 product photos (using photo links from my site or locally saved photos) to the bottom of the blog that include link backs to my online store. - Post on social media channels using [login to view URL], which often involves selecting a representative photo to corresponding with the blog post. Most important skills: great English with an understanding of American idioms, humor (<--very important) and patience for the technical posting process (which is designed to ensure proper credit is given and SEO works on the web, facebook and pinterest). Please provide a sample of your writing that is lighthearted and/or funny. If you don't have something that is representative please prepare a sample (3-4 pics and blurbs) that coves a funny or cute dog topic. No need to worry with linking and such, we can deal with the technical part later :-) I prefer to pay per article, regardless of size (sometimes it's a little more work sometimes I'll just give you the images). This would likely lead to on-going work. Thanks so much! Sarah