I'm not IRON MAN but I'm hiring a PEPPER POTTS! Are you a HIGH-IQ Executive Assistant who can...

...grow into the CHIEF OF STAFF? Hi, Brian here! I'm a recently-famous American sex-ed influencer with a large, rapidly growing audience and e-commerce business... And it's time to QUICKLY grow the team, revenue, and contribution... That's where you come, Miss Potts... + Are you solutions oriented and want to punch people in the face who complain all the time and never do shit with their lives? + Can you learn new things fast instead of saying "but I've never done that!" + Do you suspect you have a high IQ? + Do you have freakishly awesome English? (grammar mistakes should literally trigger your gag reflex) + Can you keep your personal life in order so it never affects your work? + Are you down for "radical honesty" in communication? (beating around the bush isn't cool and will get you fired) + Will you lose sleep and cancel family obligations to hit deadlines you promised you would hit? + Do you have an unhealthy obsession with lists, calendars, and spreadsheets (but especially spreadsheets because PIVOT TABLES oh!) + Are you positive and pleasant to talk to? + Are you atheist or agnostic because I MEAN COME ON? + Are you as dependable as the Tokyo metro on ritalin? And most importantly... + Do you feel like -- hell yeah! -- you could figure out how to hire and manage a team of 20 people over the next 24 months? Starting salary is $1,500 / month with tons of room to bump that up if you just get shit done. I'm not stingy on salary if you're an A-player bringing your A-game. Note: this is a FULL TIME position. It's going to be a wild ride, reply with HUNGRY AF in your first line if you're down for psychometric tests and your interview. And working hours will be standard for Bali for the next 6 weeks. Then you’ll have to partially mirror my time zone as I tour Asia and Europe this summer. And, yes, I’ll let you know the brand soon :p Cheers! Brian