Small Cartoon Design

The idea behind the cartoon is that currently the user is being overwhelmed by salespeople making claims that are hard to verify. This makes the user unhappy and confused. In the future, all of the offers are neatly categorized into an online interface that allows the user to easily compare. See the attached drawing. I am very poor at sketching, so please do not take the drawing too literally; use your creativity to get the point across. I may require 1 or 2 iterations, so include a little extra in your bid.