Illustrator needed for deviant card game

Howdy. My buddy and I, while drinking heavily, came up with a new card game idea and lived on the corner of inappropriate and awesome. Before we could sober up, I headed home, made some pseudo cards out of "borrowed" clip art from the Google machine and we spent the next three days playing the game, and yes, drinking. Then my kids started playing. And my wife. And our friends. Turns out the games pretty awesome, even when sober. The game consists of a number of cards with custom illustrations of different "baby" characters in diapers, some sugary sweet (but possibly with tattoos) and others just plain naughty. We got robots, aliens, pandas, little girls and boys, monkeys, etc. about seven in all to start with. And then there are a bunch of cards dealing with what these little suckers can do, equally disturbing. Roughly 15-20 illustrations in all. We also need the cards themselves designed in terms of the template we will use throughout. Finally, we need some kind of logo and the back of the card designed with said logo. Most importantly, we need. Most deviant, creatively disturbed illustrator out the, preferably with some card game experience or idea of what strategy cards look like, to help us complete our retched plans and bring this life. You have it in you?