Tumpet Player - 1 Minute of Charlie Brown Teacher

Looking for a trumpet player that can do a variety of sound clips in a Charlie Brown Teacher voice as heard in this clip: [login to view URL] Imagine the teacher saying the following in the Wah, wah style: Ok Charlie Brown, you need to stand in line. Where are you going Linus? Did you remember to walk your dog this morning? I am sure you did all of your homework last night. The word is creativity. Lucy please sit down and be quiet! You have no idea of what you are trying to do! Please do a couple of versions of each. I will pay $30 for this. Thanks